okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

(via gnarly)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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dixiegent:

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

To assert dominance over lesser sneezers

(via crappybird)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via gnarly)